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Jul 252017
 

Hello Phone Sex Deviants. Has this ever happened to you where you buy the wrong toilet paper? Sounds rather like and odd question to bring up in a blog but those who are into bathroom fetishes and well scat phone sex topics are going to revel in what I have to say.

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I had accompanied my friend to Costco, she happened to be doing some purchasing for a office party that she got put in charge of. To be honest I really thought she was taking me some where for lunch and boom we end up in this warehouse of consumer chaos. I have never been one to enjoy such places. Give me a quaint little market any day. The size of this place is insane!

The moment we stepped in and see the racks and racks of good piling over my head. I wanted to get out of there. Tried to tell her knew of this little store down town that would set her up with food but she said she was on the thinnest budget ever. Got to love office budgets.

So against my better judgement we went in. I truly do not belong in there wearing my black platform mary jane shoes, black fishnet stockings, short sleeve blood red dress with the random silver zipper adornments and the fishnet knit sweater. Top it off my strawberry blond hair is currently sporting the “I just got fucked and couldnt be bothered to find a brush” look.

You know this phone slut got a few looks. Mostly from theĀ  Stepford wive’s with their cookie cutter bleach blonde hair and LuLu Lemon Yoga gear. Fuck do they ever stare and pass judgement whole wearing their “I have never seen a yoga studio” pants.

Up and down these aisle we went pushing the biggest cart I have ever seen. Sure there are some insane deals I will give here but I was not going to cave to consumerism. Must support the small business. That is what I have always been about. That is till we hit the toilet paper aisle. Fuck my mind was trapped on the need for 30 ass rolls. I mean who needs that kind of toilet paper?

Well when you have a girlfriend in your ear going oh its a good deal Devon go for it. I mean ugh. I caved. I conformed I bought a pack of 30. Totally hanging my head in shame right now over that. It wasnt bad enough that I bought it but that the stupid toilet paper isnt the right thickness. So here is where the bathroom fetish and scat phone sex guys will come in.

I am sitting on the toilet looking at the umpteen rolls and dove into the first one. Its not covering my hand properly. Its not the right thickness. Go to whip my ass. Yes you guess it. Fucking shit all over my hand cause my finger poked through and was basically finger fucking my shitty ass.

This is what I get for breaking my support the little business. So I am going around with shit, scat, poo fucking embedded in my finger nails. What is worst is that I have 30 rolls in which to use. Yes I could get rid of them to the needy but really I feel that I have to punish myself for cracking. To giving into the pressure.

That and well it is rather hot to be looking at my shit stained fingers while on a scat phone sex call. The aroma is extra intoxicating when on a call.

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Nov 242016
 

You know you have been hunting high and low for a new experience. Something outside your usual exploration. Well you just found it a sinful phone sex shemale delight. Yes I know your thinking but I could never indulge in a fantasy with a man.

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Oh but honey I am anything but a man. For I am something smack dab in the middle. The best of both worlds as the rest of the world likes to say. Personally I like to say I am the best of everything.

For you get to explore those bisexual cravings that you often think about while stroking your cock. Yes I now that you have licked your fingers a time or two while jerking yourself to orgasm. Then there are the times you have watched porn.

Confess to this no limit phone sex shemale… You have started at a few cocks and thought it would be fun to get fucked. Oh too far? Well thats alright we can hold off on the fucking and stay with the cock sucking.

Then there is the fact that you could just fuck my ass. See sweetheart I know that men love to fuck an ass and most women always say no it hurts or what ever their excuse it. Well with me, I love getting my shemale pussy fucked. You can watch my fake titties bounce all around while pounding the tightest holes around.

Now that got your full attention didnt it? Or you thinking how hot it would be to have my sweet tranny dick up your ass?

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Jul 092016
 

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Do I engage in strapon phone sex? I know they say there is no stupid questions but come on really? Your asking a Fetish Domme if she engages in the act of fucking a man in the ass with a dildo?

That seems like a basic bdsm act, I mean housewives will fuck their husbands as a way to spice up their bedroom lives and your asking ME. A Fetish Phone Sex Domina if I perform strapon phone sex fantasies.

Well actually the question revolved around if I had actually fucked a man in the ass with a strap on but still. Once I put my eyes back into their socket and my jaw was picked up off the floor my answer was a but of course. How else does one fuck a worthless man.

Really? Its not like I am going to let some sorry excuse of male anatomy attempt to fuck my perfect, powerful pussy. We all know your incapable of doing such things. The quiver in your voice already tells me you have no pussy experience.

Suppose that is why your in search of someone with some knowledge of strapon play. Find out what you can fantasy wise before bending over for real.

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 Posted by at 5:49 pm
May 082013
 

You know the guy who create the thong was thinking it was going to end up on an ass like mine. For really there is no better panties that are going to accentuate thing amazing bubble butt. Sure I have to do a little bit extra tucking but that only makes the surprise that much better dont you think?

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For your wondering how the hell did this sexy woman tuck that 8 inch cock in that thong? Well in between you wondering how the fuck did you not know that I was really a woman with a dick. It happens more often than you think. The questioning how they ended up making out with a tranny. Ya I learned to tuck from the best of them so you will never fully feel that cock even if you were to run your hand between my legs.

Though most of you get distracted by how eager I am to suck your cock and please you. Ya dont let me ruin your initial thought. The one that you had at the club when you picked me up which was to fuck my tranny ass. Go on let me suck that cock and make it nice and hard for its going to feel so good going in. I mean my ass is made for fucking.

Will even let you get down right freaky with me.

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That is what you have been waiting for something down right freaky and lets face it ass fucking a tranny is what you have been looking for. Bend me over. Pull my hair. Hell call me a nasty dick slut. I am up for it all.

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 Posted by at 4:30 pm
Jun 212012
 

Hello Darlings

Admit I couldnt help but laugh at the expression on Matt’s face when I dropped my panties. He fully knew I was a tranny but I guess he was hoping I would have some tiny dick. Nope I have a beautiful thick cock. In his head he was comparing my cock not to his own cock but to his girlfriend’s strap on.

Yes Matt was no stranger to having his ass rammed. Which is probably why he was here as you can only get rammed up the ass so much by a plastic dick before you come searching for a real cock.

Now Matt was not some closet fag boy but he was definitely wondering what it would be like to have a thick throbbing cock in his ass. That is where my beautiful tranny self came in. For my tranny cock was going to be the first not only to enter his cock but the first to cum in it as well.

My dick gets hard just thinking about it all over again.

He was afraid of my girth but at the same time he was just wanting to drop down to his knees and get a serious ass fucking from me. So when I told him to strip down. You better believe his clothes were off and quick. I knew that he was going to obey anything I told him. Cock hungry men can be controlled so easily.

Watching his cock twitch against his body as he watched me stroke my 8 inches to complete hardness.

My only thought was do I get him on his hands and knees or do I fuck him on his back?

Part of me wanted to ask how his girlfriend fucks him with her strap on but if its like any of the other guys I know who bitch about the way their girlfriends fuck them its straight up doggie. So this guy was in for a treat when this phone sex tranny was going to get him on his back to fuck that cock hungry ass.

His cock was already leaking precum before my cock even got near his tight ass.

My hand sliding his legs open so that my cock could have easier access to that tight brown eye. I just teased him with my tranny cock. Rubbing it up and down over his puckering ass. The look on his face told me his girlfriend was one to just pound his ass. Not this t-girl I was going to be teasing that ass to the point of his begging me to fuck his ass. I wanted to hear the words come out of his mouth.

To my surprise I didnt have to wait long for it was a few slips of my dick up and down his ass and he was begging to have me fuck him. I can’t say I was surprised as guys like him are so use to a quick fuck that when they do get teased like this they cant handle it.

But I believe in taking my time and wasnt going to have him get off that easily.

So he was going to have to deal with a long sensual ass tease.
Well the teasing didnt last very long for the poor boy had so much pre cum oozing from his cock I thought there would be nothing left in his balls for when I fucked him. His begs turned into pleads. Finally I heard him say “Fuck my ass with your tranny cock!” Actually he near screamed it. Which had me pushing my cock in balls deep.

His ass was so tight it was massaging my cock with each thrust.

I could barely contain myself.

A few thrusts in and I was blowing my nut sac up his ass just as Matt was blowing his sticky cum load over his stomach. Seems both of us were worked up.

That was the first ass fuck. The second was was a bit longer. I guess some times you do just have to let go and FUCK!

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Mar 272012
 

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 Posted by at 10:58 am
May 142009
 

Hello Sweethearts

My evening got interesting when I got a call from Keith telling me his most intimate longings. That was to have a bisexual experience. Other than drinking his own cum, Keith had yet to indulge in a hard cock. Our sexual conversation started out if I had ever been apart of a threesome with 2 men who had been involved with each other. Yes, I have it was a one time experience but I did love it so. Keith of course was curious about how I reacted to the sudden interaction between the two guys. Well once you get over the shock of two men suddenly touching it was a wonderful experience. I am not sure if the men were bisexual or just experimenting with their sexuality but it to see the two guys touching each other was very arousing. I especially loved telling the one guy how to suck a cock.

Well all that discussion of two men sucking cock got Keith in a state where he wanted to suck my husbands dick. However, I did have to force him a bit. Such as forcing him to swallow the huge load of cum.

Now I know that Keith is not the only one looking for a forced bisexual phone sex call since I just got another caller looking to indulge in a sexy cock. There is nothing more erotic than a double mouth blow job.

Talk to you soon, sweethearts

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Apr 202009
 

Hello Sweethearts

Well last night, I was having an interesting conversation with my boy’s girlfriend. She is a Britney fan and I was trying to find out what all the hype was about her latest song. I suddenly feel so old. Nothing like having this coed staring at me popping her bubble gum going, Mrs Porscha I really don’t know why your not catching this its really simple. I felt like a diagram had to be drawn. I am thinking the song is about bisexuality. Oh was I wrong and did the girlfriend just about fall over. Seems everyone wants to fuck her. I still don’t catch it. I am sure I will though she is around enough and Britney is all she listens too.

The good news is that when I am on the phone with my boys they appreciate that I am a mature woman and may not keep up with the slang in certain songs but I do keep up with what makes those dicks throb extra hard. Tonight I had a party boy on the phone it was his 22nd birthday and had been partying all day long. He had come home to change and take care of some pent up sexual needs before heading off to the stripper club. What is a birthday without a hot phone sex call with a MILF. Well he had a certain MILF phone sex fantasy or was it a certain MILF on his mind that he would like to fuck. So it was a hot phone sex role play where he catches me working at the strip club. His shock leads to me having to keep him quiet with a bit of a blow job.

Now I know that there are more MILF lovers out there looking to indulge in a MILF phone sex call with a sexy woman. Talk to you soon, sweetheart.

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Mar 242009
 

Hello Sweethearts

The flowers are blooming. The sun is attempting to shine. This horny house wife is thinking all about what hot lawn company will be working around the house this summer. I have been interviewing quite a few. Really their work has nothing to do with whether or not I hire them its all about who they have working for them. Do you hire college boys to work for you during the summer months? Those young men. Oh I am practically drooling over the college meat that was here last summer. I know your going Porscha why not go with the company the year before but really been there done them. I need a new challenge a new selection of men to prowl amongst. Those unsuspecting what my cougar like moves will be. The art of seduction and my victory is the hard cock throbbing for my mature pussy.
I talked to a friend of mine who lives not to far from me and she was telling me about a new company that just started up. Nothing but hot young men. So I will be talking to them this week. Once I find my lawn boys it will be on to finding the perfect bikini for the summer. Ahh the joys of spring. Will be keeping you posted on what will happen with the quest for some delicious eye candy.
I have been having quite a bit of fun on the phone. And to think I thought I was too old to be a phone sex operator. I have talked to so many men who adore my smooth mature voice. Well really not sure if its my voice or knowing that a mature woman who loves sex is on the other end of the phone. The phone fantasies have been extremely hot. From being the sexy mature neighbour, mom’s friend that visits for the weekend and well some fantasies that are extremely taboo in nature. Don’t worry sweethearts what ever your fantasy is, I place no restrictions to our phone fun.
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