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Apr 102018
 

Gotta say this bratty phone sex bitch is rather bummed out this week. Why you ask? Well all my college friends are studying for finals and havent been able to go out partying with me. Also means that social life on campus pretty much sucks from now till well they finish.

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See my dad was all Bree you need to go to college you cant rely on your high school education to get anywhere in life. Well jokes on Daddy. I have been doing quite well even without going to college. I mean granted right this moment is a snooze fest but generally I have free access to anything on campus cause well all the guys wanna fuck me so they invite me.

You remember your college days right? That one chick you wanted to fuck but she was a constant cock tease. Ya that me!

Huh now you just get to do barely legal phone sex fantasies in the hopes of capturing back that youth. Or have you settled into the idea your an old man who still gets a raging hard on for the barely legal teens. Hey not judging more just curious what gets you popping a tent in your dad khakis.

Well good news even though I am not a college student and I am not exactly 18. More 18+ a few but with my bratty phone sex bitchy voice you will never know the difference plus my attitude will have you going damn you sure you legal Bree?

Totally am!

Looks like while my friends are away studying I can be your naughty girl. Well more like a bratty girl cause hey half the fun is being a cock tease.

The number to reach me is right below just ask for Bree!

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 Posted by at 11:48 am
Feb 152018
 

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As an older woman its quite interesting to see how younger men interact with myself. Well its more the lack of interaction for I can tell they are interested but dont quite have the balls to approach me. Perhaps my beauty makes them feel less then. Or its my age that has them questioning if they stand a chance. Even as a phone sex cougar young cubs are quivering when on the phone. Seems they cant get the words out over the telephone as to what they wish to do with an older woman.

Such a shame!

For the only way your ever going to experience an older woman is to actually approach one and say “Hello” rather simple isnt it yet so few of you can even do it on the phone. Perhaps I am coming across in a shaming way or chasting you but really I am not. More just want to give you that little kick in the ass to approach us cougars.

We dont bite unless you want us too.

Actually some of do anyways. Whether you like it or not. What I am saying is as a phone sex cougar I like a man who is forward. Someone who is willing to say what he wants sexually. I mean I know what I want and its to fuck a younger man. How I fuck you hmmm is really irrelevant. Can easily take control or let you take the reigns. Rather flexible that way.

Course you will never get what you desire unless you say so. So speak up when you get me on the phone. Say Ms Jillian I want you to fuck me in the ass with your strap on. Or MsJillian I want to bend you over and treat you like a slut. Honestly, both sound pretty amazing to me.

The number to reach me is below.

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Dec 152017
 

So never fails any time I get back from a sleep over at my girlfriend’s house my panties are missing. Like not a ooo I think they fell out of my bag or oops left them in the bathroom type thing. Full on my panties have been taken out of my bag. Sure when this stupid shit of missing panties started I did think I left them at her house cause sure as shit a few days later they would be found.

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Now we are years into our friendship and well I do kinky phone sex so my mind is a little more opened to the freaks that exist out there in the world. Ya you guessed it my friend’s dad is a panties sniffer. Full on wants to rub his nose in my dirty panties and sniff hard on that cotton guzzet. You think I am telling some crazy tale but really think about it how many phone sex panty sniffer fantasies start out with my daughter’s hot friend spent the night. I wanna sneak into the room while they are sleeping and steal those dirty panties from the floor.

Oh Yes! Like almost all of your sick panty sniffing fuckers wanna do that. See its one too many panty sniffing phone sex fantasies that started out like which got me thinking. Hey! Wait a minute! This explains why my panties always went missing at my friend’s house. Also explains why her dad acted so weird when I was over. He damn near stained his pants when I showed up after volleyball practice and wanted to shower. Ya imagine how bad he wanted to sniff those dirty panties!

Well thats why all the pieces went into place. My friend’s dad is a freak. So I could of been all ewww nasty. Ok so I was a touch of that but now I just play into it and tease him when I go over there. Saying things of would you mind me grabbing a shower since I just got finished working out at hot yoga. I am terribly sweaty after being in that sauna like room doing my stretches. Yup to watch him gulp is so fucking awesome.

Course I am not just gonna tease my dear ole friends dad. I am also gonna tease you panty sniffer phone sex freaks too. Like come on you can do with some taboo role play right? Your long over due to talk about sniffing some dirty barely legal panties. So give me a call just ask for Bree.

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 Posted by at 1:02 pm
Nov 052017
 

You know how you like those naughty babysitter phone sex fantasies?

Ok maybe not like all of you but some of you guys who like doing kinky role plays with us barely legals really like when we turn into being a not so innocent girl! Gotta say its super fun to be dirty with those daddies.

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Anyways I am like super sidetracking myself cause well I am really too excited to sit down. Go on ask me why.

Well…. I was babysitting on the weekend. The people had a birthday party to go to and they wanted to go out dancing after. Which was cool money is money and getting it from babysitting is still fun. Like people stock their fridge with oh so yummy treats and once you get everything settled ya get to watch their movies.

Ok so before I left to go to their house I got a call to say can you make it an overnight thing cause the wife got called into work the graveyard shift and the hubby was gonna go out and pretty much knew he would be unable to drive me home. No biggie. Yes I know I could of got an uber but well he is super hot and hanging out with him when he is drunk is beyond fun!

So no major yippees over babysitting BUT after I climbed into the spare room to sleep thats when the fun started. Cause I was woken up by one very drunk hubby. Like he was in my bed and grinding his hard cock on my ass saying “please baby I need to feel that tight pussy on my dick.”

I wanna say obviously he got confused on the bed he should be in but when he said “Please Dani! Let me fuck that tight teen twat.”

Yup knew he was well aware where his drunken ass was. MY BED!!!!!

Sure I could of sent him back to his bed and let him think what happened was nothing more than his mind playing tricks on him. He was just dreaming out some babysitter phone sex role play he had weeks ago but nope!

After feeling that hard cock grind on my panty covered bottom I had to have it in me too.

Oh wait thats the part I wasnt gonna say till later. Much later.

Do you have a fantasy around fucking the babysitter? Then you best call me so we can have some super taboo fun. Like nothing is off limits with me.

My name is Dani.


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 Posted by at 12:10 pm
Sep 152017
 

Who doesnt like the idea of having two girls at the same time? Ok so I am sure there are some out there who are put off by the idea of a threesome but I think they are down right hot! Not that I have ever done them  personally but I have done a number of 2 girl phone sex calls and I fucking love those so pretty sure I would be all over a threesome should it ever pop up!

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Till that day I will be rocking the phone sex threesome haha. Really its pretty awesome cause like anything and everything can happen. Plus you can get any girl combination you like from another bratty barely legal like me say Becca or you can pair me up with a mom like figure say Jennifer. Now that would be a fun combo me an Jennifer doing a mom daughter duo her teaching me a few things on your dick.¬†Actually you might not wanna say that I thought she was old enough to be my mom but she is mid 20’s so you know anything is possible haha.

There is a list of girls I enjoy playing with cause they are super taboo just like me but I will toss out a few at the end of the blog so you know who would be an awesome combination. That way you can do any role play you like from naughty babysitters to daddy’s slutty daughters to mommy’s sinful angel. Damn that family thing seems to be on my brain a lot today maybe I really need a fun family fun phone sex role play today.

Well just ask for Josie when you call. You know the eager barely legal teen brat ready for some 2 girl phone sex fun.

List of girls that would be fun to do a call with: Dolly, Emma, Becca, Carla, Jennifer, Gail, Victoria, Eden, Rachelle, Kelly, Jordan, or Jasmine. Ya there are more but thats a cool list to work through.

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 Posted by at 1:41 pm
Sep 102017
 

You know how they say the dirtiest girl in town will most likely be the preacher’s daughter? Well one summer my parents sent me off to bible camp and the girl I hung out with was the preacher’s daughter. My parents had expected me to get educated in biblical verses. Well not so much. If anything my time at bible camp taught me all the things I need to know to be an anything goes phone sex slut.

Not that I am complaining about any of that for a girl has to learn how to give a blow job some where right? So why not from the purest mouth in town or I mean the busiest one. This girl literally had a different dick in her mouth every night. So if I should learn from anyone it was her. Truth be told she was doing more than just sucking off the camp counselors too.

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Funny thing was she was often sucking off the guys right behind her dad’s cabin. Like I mean holy shit! Yes I was rather naive that summer but this girl was opening my eyes to a whole new world of kinky fun. Watching porn never prepared me for what she could do.

Like this one night she slipped away from the fire to get fucked just a few feet from where we were singing biblical hymns. She was praising jesus in a whole new way. Wonder if her dad felt the call to God she was sending out right then?

Ya I was a bit of a voyeur wandering off to watch her take those cocks and it was more than one. Dont get me wrong I was far from judging her. I was beyond envious of her that she could be that free to fuck so many guys without care of getting caught and being condemned by her father.

I never really forgot it and its funny to this day when I am doing an anything goes phone sex call with a rather religious twist to it I sort of channel the preachers slutty daughter. Just cause I so wanted to be her that summer. Well in a way now I can be her any time I want. So if you have a taboo fantasy about fucking the slutty girl at church give me a call cause I am more than up for that.

Just ask for Rachelle the anything goes phone sex slut!

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Jul 102017
 

There is nothing quite like 2 women. The way they interact. The sensuality they bring out in each other. No wonder men want to see two women together in a very intimate way. Now I know your probably like most men who would love to be the center of attention when those two women are together right?

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Who wouldnt want too. Which is why two girl phone sex calls are so much fun. All the joy of a threesome without the headache. Trust me I have tried to put some threesomes together and they are a bitch. Least with a threesome phone sex call you are guaranteed to get two women hot and ready to please you.

Yes I do have a certain someone in mind for a kinky two girl scenario. Dont I always?

This is another blonde hair beauty who is a bit older but not by much. She still oozes sex appeal like myself. It would be Jade. This women is hot and just looking at her pictures there are all sorts of things I would love to do with her. Mind you I can behave myself and hold off till we have taken care of you.

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Now the only thing I have been pondering is what to do in the way of a threesome phone sex fantasy. I mean I have tossed around the idea of maybe she is my sister and have opted to invite her into our marriage bed. Nothing like keeping it in the family.

Then there was the old college room mate scenario where she comes to visit and well her and I start drinking and reminiscing about old times. You catch us on the couch with my face buried in her balded pussy. Rather than being upset we invite you in.

Or I dont even mind playing older actually and maybe I am Jade’s mom and well you get the idea.

Do you have any ideas of your own that would require 2 hot sexy cougars? Trust me Jade is always up for a threesome phone sex fantasy. Just ask for Jade and Jillian the sexy blonde cougars that have no limits!

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Apr 102017
 

Do you have a taboo fantasy? No serious like family fun taboo kind of thing? Cause I was talking to one of my favorite milfs the other day and was saying it would be awesome to do a mother/daughter phone sex fantasy with her.

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I know its super taboo and all but it would be fun too, right?

Actually if I was completely honest I am always thinking of a mother/daughter role play fantasy with her since we look pretty similar ok other than Carla has way bigger tits than me. Ok since I am being honest she could even pass as my grandma if your into gilf type situations. Was that too much of an over share?

Anyways I was thinking it would be super hot for her to introduce me to her boyfriend and Carla aka Mom watch if not direct me on my first time experience. Doesnt that sound super hot?

The other mother/daughter phone sex role play I was thinking of was more a three way thing. I am not really sure how it would pan out if its more like the man gets all our attention or like I am the center of attention. Fine most the time I am the center of attention and I have Carla sitting on my face making me eat out her MILF cunt while getting pile driven by a big fat cock.

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See there are way to many ways it can go in a mother/daughter phone sex fantasy. Like my barely legal brain is about to explode with all the ideas.

So if your looking for a couple of women looking to do some taboo family fun scenarios then give Carla and me a call. We are both NO TABOOS and love extreme sex conversations.

On the off chance Carla isnt free just tell the dispatcher you wanna 2 girl call with me and a MILF she can find you a super hot one who is available.

Talk to you soon, Josie!

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 Posted by at 4:22 pm
Oct 112016
 

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Its been a delightful long weekend with my stepsons home for the Canadian Thanksgiving. I would say I enjoy the holiday and having family around but that is a bold face lie. I am thankful for one thing only and that is my boys bringing home a few college friends.

As previous years they did not disappoint. There were a few friends that were unable to return home due to money or just too far to travel for a few days. Just too bad for them but my gain for I get a houseful of hot college boys.

Yes your probably going what could a married woman gain by having a house full of young men around. Well if you need to ask then why are you reading about the adventures of a phone sex MILF. For I put the fuck in MILF. Those horny college boys are surrounded by young girls all chasing after their professors cause they are bored of young guys who are only interested in partying. Well a woman like myself am only interested in these guys for their stamina. Fuck me and go!

See how that is a perfect “relationship”, the more I fuck the more interesting my holidays become. Love to see just how many of these sweet things I can corner in my laundry room through the weekend. Yes I know a married woman shoudnt do such things but as a phone sex MILF its my duty to do these things.

Your very curious now how many college boys came home with my boys and how many I fucked arent you? I was thinking I could easily tell you but nah I am not in that mood. Rather tease you with the fact that my mature married cunt was filled with a few young college cocks.

Very fun weekend.

Now that they are gone its time you and I had some fun. Lets continue my naughty phone sex MILF ways.

Just ask for Porscha when you call.

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 Posted by at 2:46 pm
Sep 202016
 

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My friends all laugh saying I am way too old to be a babysitter but they just dont get it. I maybe 18teen but too all those horny daddies I am their perfect dick delight. Really they all dream about fucking the babysitter and with their wives being super cunts not spreading their legs ya know I am looking even hotter.

Well not that I didnt look hot before but with my super short jean skirt, white tank and bubble gum lip gloss those middle age men are all wanting to pop my cherry. Well fantasizing that their hot teen babysitter is still a virgin and has no fucking clue she is a big ole cock tease.

Sure I can go with that. Let me just bend over this couch to get my book bag and wiggle my butt just a touch. So how many butt wiggles does it take before your popping a tent in your pants?

Dont worry I can act as sweet and innocent as you want or maybe you like a bit more of a devilish bratty phone sex babysitter for your fantasies? Either way we can come up with some super hot to play out on the phone.

Wanna do it where we sneak behind your wife’s back. Your fucking me on the ride home. Or we can humiliate her with how she doesnt turn you on any more make her watch you fuck the hot babysitter. I know thats cruel but come on oh so fun.

Think about how you wanna do a fun baby sitter fantasy then give me a call, Josie your naughty phone sex babysitter.