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Dec 052017
 

As many of you know I am a married woman. Yes you may be surprised by that little tidbit of info for often times you call and I say I am home alone. Which is the truth for my husband works away from the home for long periods of time. Yes it sucks but really I think its the only thing that has kept us together for so long.

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See if it wasnt for the fact he was gone so often I would have to deal with him under my feet and it would most likely hinder my ability to be a cheating housewife. Yes I still would find a way to go about spreading my legs for men other than my husband but I am sure it wouldnt be as often as it is.

Plus making him a secret cuckold is extremely hot from my perspective. Yes all those cuckold phone sex fantasies I engage in on the phone are far from fantasy with me. Most the time they is a sprinkling of reality to them.
Ok a massive dash of real life tossed into the cuckold role plays you do with me.

Like yes I may say I am at home to do a call with you but that doesnt mean my pussy is freshly filled with the cream of some hot hung man. For I do enjoy my gentleman visitors to fuck me in my bed. Nothing like having the house reek of the scent of sex and cum. Often wonder if my husband can smell it when he enters the house.

Do you think you would notice?

How about you call this hot and horny housewife for a little cuckold phone sex fantasy. Perhaps we can dive into you realizing your a cuckold by walking in on me fucking the college boy next door. I do love me some younger cock. Oh yes I do think this needs to be discussed in detail some more.

Just ask for Porscha, your cheating phone sex housewife, when you call the number below.

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Nov 202017
 

You maybe able to fool those around you but I know your dirty little secret.

That right now your wishing you had a big fat cock to suck!  The only thing that I am not sure about is if you actually have sucked a cock or are still in the exploratory phase by doing some cock sucking phone sex fantasies?

Hey there is no shame in calling up to explore fetishes that get you excited and see how you feel after talking them out. Some times just hearing yourself say them a loud to another person is rather exciting but also helps you figure out if you truly are a cum guzzler.

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With me in your ear you will find that your kinky fantasy about throat swallowing a dick is the hottest shit ever!

No really by the time we are done talking I will have you hunting down the nearest adult book store looking to be a glory hole cum princess. Oh and dont act like you dont know what a glory hole is cause we both know that is the porn you watch. One man on his knees getting feed endless streams of cum filled cocks. Pretty much your ideal fantasy right there as a cock sucker I believe.

The only thing you have to let me know is what kind of cock sucking phone sex fantasy we are gonna have. Will you be a glory hole princess? My boyfriend who I make suck cock with me? Or perhaps I force you to become a cum swallower?

Any of the fantasies are hot but what will be super hot is listening to you admit you are in fact a cock sucking bitch!

Just ask for Courtney when you call. Talk to you soon.

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 Posted by at 5:56 pm
Oct 252017
 

How many sissy phone sex boys are just loving this time of year? Can venture out into the stores to stock up on your lingerie and make up without a sales girl blinking an eye. Ok so maybe only a few of you sissy boys have clued in that you should be running out to get your pretty on this time of year.

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Seems this sexy shemale had to pass that little info on to a few. Sure some of you sissy phone sex boys LOVE the element of getting caught so this really doesnt pertain to you. The bold bitch that will walk into a store during prime time shopping hours. When anyone and everyone are watching you hold that hot 1950’s inspire dress up to your body in the public mirror. This by far doesnt apply to you.

I am more talking to the ones who hit up Walmart in the middle of night when only the bare minimal of crew are around. So ya can by your cheap ass panties with generic make up. Now is the time to have some fucking fun! Go out and enjoy the fact you can sit down at the Sephora make up counter and get a consultation for your new “Halloween face”. They buy all the products.

Yes that is what I am talking about.

Oh and once your all made up give me a call for some hot sissy phone sex! I mean you cant let that pretty face go to waste. Or maybe you need to call me first so we can work out your plan of shopping attack. The stores to hit and what you should say to the sales clerk.

Ya that sounds about right!

Just ask for Dru the sexy shemale ready to help you pretty up your girlie ass.

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Oct 102017
 

Enough with the gloryhole phone sex fantasies! Its time you took your bitch ass down to that adult book store and actually slipped a dick down your virgin throat.

Yes how harsh of me to tell you what to do but I think we have been spinning our wheels long enough. You humming and hawing over are you a cock sucking bitch or not. Well at the rate your going I will be doing grandma fetish calls cause I am one. So lets not waste my beautiful femdom youth on your indecisiveness. I am not your wife who thinks its rather endearing.

Enough is enough!

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I want you to act upon your cock sucking urges and head down to that gloryhole or bathhouse or what ever it needs be. All I want you to say is “Yes Mistress, I will step out of the cock sucking closet for you.”

Really does that sound so difficult? I think not!

Now do some digging around on craiglists or at the adult bookstore and find the nearest hole in the wall for you to bitch out at. Surely our gloryhole phone sex fantasies have given you some encouragements into the wonderful world of being a cum slurping bitch.

For I am not going to continue to hold your hand. The time has come for you to venture out and wrap those lips around an actual cock. To feel it throb in your mouth. To have a man spray his seed on the back of your throat.

Course I am not entirely done with you for once you have finishing filling your belly with trouser gravy I want you to return home and give me a call to tell me all about your little dick sucking adventure.

Shiva

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Aug 152017
 

Unless your living under a fucking rock you know I am a bratty princess. Like bring on the small penis humiliation phone sex, cuckolding fantasies and OMG yes to blue ball phone sex stuff.  So a few weeks ago I was making out hard core with this black guy at a club. To the point every cuckold within the place was asking for my number so they could date me. Haha the black dude was hot so course I was like ya I will go home with you and fuck your brains out. Like a white girl will say no to a black guy.

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We get to his place and its hot n heavy making out times a 100. He is grinding all over me as we make out on his bed. Still fully clothed. Not till he leaps out of the bed to take his pants off do I get my first “view” of his big black cock.

Now before I tell you what this guy was carrying for a concealed sexual weapon let me just say between interracial porn and well cuckold fantasies you guys share I am expecting massive things from this black guy. Like HUGE!

So he leans forward to grab my hand and place it on his hard cock that is still hidden under his white boxer briefs. Well my hand fit all away around it.

Massive let down.

Now most girls probably would of fucked him cause its a black guy and well still majorly hot interracial fantasy. Not me! My fucking hand fit around his cock!!!!

Hello! If your a BBC my fingers shouldnt be touching my palm. I want girth on that nigger dick. I want my pretty princess pussy to be stretched out by that BBC.

The best part is the guys is horned up. Massively ready to get some action and I just look at him with my hand still touching his cock and go.. Umm no! Not happening.

Best look ever. He was confused and bewildered and well gobsmacked. No girl has ever told him no before. I mean sure it was still some substantial length probably 8 inches but come on its a black cock! It should be massive n meaty.

So that poor guy watched me walk out of the room with my shoes in hand leaving him with massive blue balls. Fuck ya I do not apologize for that at all! My fingers touched my palm.

All you cuckolds are going damn she is a bitch! Haha yup I am so you best be ready for some painful testes when you call me for some blue ball phone sex. The number is down below and my name is Bree.

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 Posted by at 1:15 pm
Jul 302017
 

Sitting here on a Sunday with it hotter that fucking Hates in my apartment. So of course some blasphemy phone sex fantasies start twirling in my head while I begin to blog.

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Just the idea of a tranny talking about Jesus and shit on a Sunday is bound to get some religious fucks blowing a gasket but really dudes you should be blowing my tranny dick in the confessional. Actually wouldnt it be hot for us to get down and dirty on the holy alter?

Oh like you havent thought about it while sitting in church listening to the sermon. Well maybe you havent thought about sucking off some shemale cock. But come on! Think about this I am like the perfect abomination of god. Part man and woman. Ya I am the freaks those bible thumpers are going on about.

Women sharing bathroom with me. My cock rubbing all over the toilet seat their perfect godly pussy will be on next. Men will be admiring my grade A surgically enhanced tits wishing they got to fuck them. Not knowing those perfect tata’s belong to a genetic man. Ohhh the blasphemy!

Actually the more I think about this the harder my cock becomes. You could be cheek kissing all those little ole ladies and earlier in the day those lips were on my cock milking it of all my cum. Damn!

You see how this is one hot fucking blasphemy phone sex fantasy right? Or is it just me that has no limits when it comes to religion?

Oh well as my apartment heats up even more in this summer sun. Love to hear from you so we can get down right rude and nasty with the lords name.

Just ask for Dru

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Jul 252017
 

Hello Phone Sex Deviants. Has this ever happened to you where you buy the wrong toilet paper? Sounds rather like and odd question to bring up in a blog but those who are into bathroom fetishes and well scat phone sex topics are going to revel in what I have to say.

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I had accompanied my friend to Costco, she happened to be doing some purchasing for a office party that she got put in charge of. To be honest I really thought she was taking me some where for lunch and boom we end up in this warehouse of consumer chaos. I have never been one to enjoy such places. Give me a quaint little market any day. The size of this place is insane!

The moment we stepped in and see the racks and racks of good piling over my head. I wanted to get out of there. Tried to tell her knew of this little store down town that would set her up with food but she said she was on the thinnest budget ever. Got to love office budgets.

So against my better judgement we went in. I truly do not belong in there wearing my black platform mary jane shoes, black fishnet stockings, short sleeve blood red dress with the random silver zipper adornments and the fishnet knit sweater. Top it off my strawberry blond hair is currently sporting the “I just got fucked and couldnt be bothered to find a brush” look.

You know this phone slut got a few looks. Mostly from the  Stepford wive’s with their cookie cutter bleach blonde hair and LuLu Lemon Yoga gear. Fuck do they ever stare and pass judgement whole wearing their “I have never seen a yoga studio” pants.

Up and down these aisle we went pushing the biggest cart I have ever seen. Sure there are some insane deals I will give here but I was not going to cave to consumerism. Must support the small business. That is what I have always been about. That is till we hit the toilet paper aisle. Fuck my mind was trapped on the need for 30 ass rolls. I mean who needs that kind of toilet paper?

Well when you have a girlfriend in your ear going oh its a good deal Devon go for it. I mean ugh. I caved. I conformed I bought a pack of 30. Totally hanging my head in shame right now over that. It wasnt bad enough that I bought it but that the stupid toilet paper isnt the right thickness. So here is where the bathroom fetish and scat phone sex guys will come in.

I am sitting on the toilet looking at the umpteen rolls and dove into the first one. Its not covering my hand properly. Its not the right thickness. Go to whip my ass. Yes you guess it. Fucking shit all over my hand cause my finger poked through and was basically finger fucking my shitty ass.

This is what I get for breaking my support the little business. So I am going around with shit, scat, poo fucking embedded in my finger nails. What is worst is that I have 30 rolls in which to use. Yes I could get rid of them to the needy but really I feel that I have to punish myself for cracking. To giving into the pressure.

That and well it is rather hot to be looking at my shit stained fingers while on a scat phone sex call. The aroma is extra intoxicating when on a call.

Devon Smith your scat phone sex whore.

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Jun 142017
 

Hello Fellow Nasty Phone Sex Deviants.

Where do I begin?

Suppose I could start with the nasty phone sex calls which have been exceptionally filthy as of late. Its almost like everyone decided it was ok to let their inner nasty freak out. I am not complaining at all for I love it when you get in touch with your nasty phone sex side for it makes thing far more interesting. I rather hate when guys call who beat around the bush about what interests them. Like saying they are a filthy phone freak is going to turn me off. If you had read and of my blog posts at all you would be able to understand that the sickest and most vile of sexual fantasies are what truly gets my shaved cunny wet.

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I can’t say why. I have just always been that way. It probably goes back to my distaste for the cheer squad and all those blonde barbie wanna be’s constantly giving their boyfriend blow jobs and telling everyone how nasty they are by taking their cocks in between their pink glossy bubble gum tasting lips. Mean while those girls were off doing their rah rahs at practice their boyfriends were hunting me down so they could really get their rocks off. Fucking my ass and laughing how they were going to get their cheerleader girl friends to suck their dirty dicks after we fucked. Just so they could make those girls be only half as nasty as I was.

So really you can see its no surprise that I ended up doing nasty phone sex for there are just somethings people frown upon doing in actual sex but on the phone you can do and talk about anything. It was like coming home to my kindred fucked up spirit, finding like minded kinky fuckers on the phone.

When your ready for a girl who understands that your nasty side cant be tamed for very long ( I know mine cant!) Give me a call. I shall be around for the most taboo of your sexual desires.

Devon Smith,  your nasty phone sex whore.


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 Posted by at 2:50 pm
Apr 222017
 

Totally love how you fat fucks think you could get with a hot bratty phone sex princess like me. Honestly? Ok so like most the fat dudes in the mall have no idea I am a phone sex princess but like really? You think that walking by and complimenting me will have you sitting in your lap calling you papi?

Hell No!

I have my standards and really a dude who can name every super hero created and video game known to man aint the top of my list. I mean sure you aint out there wining and dining girls cause well lets face it you have no clue what wine is your too busy drinking red bull for your all night game sessions.

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Oh ya this is totally directed at someone hahah who was all Bree I can spoil you just give me a chance! Umm ok lets!

His idea of spoiling me was taking me to a video game store and asking me to help pick out a game system for my house. Umm sorry do these freshly manicure nails look like they belong on a controller? NOPE

But tell you what my fingers can control really well a guy like you once they are on your cock and then your wallet. See I figure what the fuck you wanna spoil me in a store that is not the one I choose then fine.

Let the game system picking begin. Then games. Then oh so cute stuffies to put next to the tv. And then mugs. I must of had him blow 2 grand on shit I will never use. I must admit it was a fun wallet drain knowing he was opening that wallet and burning up his credit carding thinking he was getting with this bratty domme princess. haha Loser!

He was getting a massive hardon in the store. Ok well massive in geek land. He was near drooling with every item I tossed on the counter. Haha. All the shit is still in boxes at my door. He wanted to come in and set it up but I basically slammed the door in his face. Drool over that fucker!

Maybe next time he will take me clothes shopping and buy me shit I actually can use. Till then he can stay in the hallway.

So who out there knows how to treat a bratty phone sex princess? Like honestly knows how to treat them? Cause I am so over fucking due for some spoiling.

Just ask for Bree when you call in.

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 Posted by at 2:59 pm
Jan 132017
 

Oh silly boy! Some how you thought me being a fat girl would stop me from cheating. Well watch my chubby belly jiggle while I laugh at the most hilarious thing ever. For this fat phone sex girlfriend has been and will continue to cheat on your limp dick ass.

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Yes I know I promised you a life of loyalty and what ever bullshit but that was before I found out that you really suck in bed. Those stories you told me about how amazing a lover you were. How everyone of your old girlfriends were left quivering in bed. Please they were probably hoping to shake themselves into an orgasm.

The reason they cheated on you was simply to be satisfied. You thought some how finding a plump girl like me would be “safe”. You wouldnt have to worry about leaving me at home at night while you went out with your guy friends. Oh well that dear friend of your who suddenly cant attend guy’s poker night cause he is busy with some mystery girl. Yup you guessed it. He is banging my fat pussy.

Sure I should of dropped your ass first but just the thought you were behind my back saying your fat phone sex girlfriend wouldnt cheat on you was just too funny. I had to stay around. Plus knowing you came home to a fresh cream pie in my plump cunt, well that just sent me over the orgasmic edge to be honest.

Love to tell you all the dirty details of who I have been fucking behind your back. Better yet who you have tasted from between my legs.

Just ask for Trisha when you call.

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