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Jan 052018
 

Did momma’s poor boy over do it last weekend?

This weekend your deciding to stay in I bet. Well how about spending some time with your phone sex mommy. I mean who else is gonna look after her special boy but myself. Ensure you get all the care you need. From changing your nappies to feeding you.

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Momma Carla wants nothing but the best care for her baby boy. Now I know you probably did some things last weekend that were a bit naughty, so your phone sex mommy may have to give you a bit of a punishment. No need to cry. I am only doing this in your best interest. Each spanking of your bottom will remind you that your phone sex mommy really loves and cares for you.

So how about you gather up your stuff from the cute play clothes to cream for your bum. Cause Mommy Carla will take care of all her adult babies needs this weekend.

Just ask for Mommy Carla when you call.

The answer is yes sweetheart your phone sex mommy will breast feed you. No need to worry when your in my arms I will look after you.

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Dec 152017
 

So never fails any time I get back from a sleep over at my girlfriend’s house my panties are missing. Like not a ooo I think they fell out of my bag or oops left them in the bathroom type thing. Full on my panties have been taken out of my bag. Sure when this stupid shit of missing panties started I did think I left them at her house cause sure as shit a few days later they would be found.

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Now we are years into our friendship and well I do kinky phone sex so my mind is a little more opened to the freaks that exist out there in the world. Ya you guessed it my friend’s dad is a panties sniffer. Full on wants to rub his nose in my dirty panties and sniff hard on that cotton guzzet. You think I am telling some crazy tale but really think about it how many phone sex panty sniffer fantasies start out with my daughter’s hot friend spent the night. I wanna sneak into the room while they are sleeping and steal those dirty panties from the floor.

Oh Yes! Like almost all of your sick panty sniffing fuckers wanna do that. See its one too many panty sniffing phone sex fantasies that started out like which got me thinking. Hey! Wait a minute! This explains why my panties always went missing at my friend’s house. Also explains why her dad acted so weird when I was over. He damn near stained his pants when I showed up after volleyball practice and wanted to shower. Ya imagine how bad he wanted to sniff those dirty panties!

Well thats why all the pieces went into place. My friend’s dad is a freak. So I could of been all ewww nasty. Ok so I was a touch of that but now I just play into it and tease him when I go over there. Saying things of would you mind me grabbing a shower since I just got finished working out at hot yoga. I am terribly sweaty after being in that sauna like room doing my stretches. Yup to watch him gulp is so fucking awesome.

Course I am not just gonna tease my dear ole friends dad. I am also gonna tease you panty sniffer phone sex freaks too. Like come on you can do with some taboo role play right? Your long over due to talk about sniffing some dirty barely legal panties. So give me a call just ask for Bree.

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Nov 252017
 

Many are afraid of what the night holds. Not I. For its the night that brings me such comfort. For it is during this time that I am surrounded by my kin so to speak. Those that can truly relate to my sense of being. For I have always been a dark deviant. My barbies were never prim and proper dressed in pink. No mine had hair dyed any colour I could dream up thanks to my moms food colouring kit, her clothes were always torn and soiled. I know where does my ramblings lead. How does this relate to those that call me in the middle of the night?

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It was the instant message that lead to a dark taboo phone sex fantasy last night that had me thinking of how I took such a vanilla toy and made it so dark and twisted. For my mystery man, (I really didnt catch his name and I rather like not knowing his name makes it even more dark and perverse.) told me how he usually has vanilla fantasies and just that alone gave me a weird stirring within my stomach for I was not the most likely choice in something vanilla.

Well it was due to the fact that I didnt look like the norm or even sound like his usual girl he spent time with on the phone that had him calling me. For he knew this particular fetish would most likely have his usual girl running for the hills scared.

Definitely be hard to make me run away from a perverse gang bang sexual fantasy, where I would be the center of attention from a truck load of black cocks. Actually, his fantasy of making this taboo phone sex whore a cum dumpster only excited me for I knew I could help take his kinky bukkake fantasy to a completely taboo level. I would tell you but rather afraid it would make you run for the hills. Ok thats a lie. Rather enjoy the element of surprise where all things kinky are concerned. Trust me you wont be disappointed

So now that I have you rather curious as to where this kinky phone sex whore has in store for your taboo gang bang bukkake fantasy give me a call. Just ask for Dolly.

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Oct 042017
 

I know probably not your typical daddy’s girl after all I am in college. Then there is the fact that my curvy body makes it hard for me to pass for the barely legal type of phone girl. However since I am a college phone sex coed this means I am exposed to all sorts of older men on a daily basis. Actually most the older men are my professor and I have to say gets my mind wandering to what wicked things I could do with them.

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After all most of them are old enough to be my daddy and well some are even older than that if you catch my drift. So  you can see how a rather horny college coed could get caught day dreaming in class when the subject matter goes dry. Being an business student the topics in class are often very dry. Thankfully my over active imagination has my pussy staying very wet.

Like just the other day I was in a certain accounting professors class and he is probably in his 50’s very distinguished looking fellow with salt and pepper hair, average build but looks amazing in slacks and a dress shirt. Professional yet casual dress. He was doing his usual pacing in front of the class which had my mind drifting off to some kinky sexual thought. He of course yelled out my name to answer the question and well silly me wasnt paying attention and got busted.

Did that stop me from day dreaming? Umm no!

Instead I just slipped right back into my sexual fantasy of being a very naughty college coed that was being bent over his desk with my skirt pulled up and getting spanked by Professor Hottie for not paying attention in class. Every smack of his hand on my bare ass check had my pussy getting wetter and wetter. Soaking my white thong. Damn just thinking of it now its like please spank me!

So if your looking for a college phone sex coed to help you role play a naughty student hot teacher fantasy then give me a call. Just ask for Rachelle. I am more than ready!

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Sep 302017
 

Today I had a strapon phone sex call that took me back to the first time I claimed my husband’s anal virginity. Now out of the two of us it will come as no surprise that I have always been the more kinkier of the two of us. A touch more open minded when it comes to trying new things in the bedroom.

Yes I know your wondering how we attracted each other and to be honest at this point I am not sure other than he had a good job and a nice car. What can I say the wallet lured me in.

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Anyways I assumed our bedroom activities would always been more towards the vanilla side. Perhaps bringing in the odd vibrator for my personal pleasure but even that was a bit of a stretch and hit to his personal male ego. So you would understand my pure surprise when I found a femdom sex magazine devoted to strapon play under my mattress one day. It was a few years into our marriage so I was both shocked and excited by the discovery. I flipped through those sticky pages wondering which delightfully fetishy image got my husband jerking off.

He had never mention anal play in our sexual conversations in the past so to find such a thing really was extreme for him. I took this as a wonderful time to branch out and bring in some kinky things to our bedroom play.

So I ran out to buy a strapon nothing super extreme I mean didnt want to scare the poor guy. Something in the 7 inch dildo range with a nice leather harness that would enhance my hips and ass. With my 5’9 frame that 7″ cock really did look unassuming and rather cute if you could call it that.

I tucked my strapon in the back of the closet waiting for the perfect time to bring it out. Now we have always been ones to watch porn as a bit of foreplay fun so I often would pick out some bdsm related things after the magazine discovery. Finding some unassuming fun strapon scenes to watch. Looking at how he reacted to my new found selections.

After watching those for a good month or so, it was time to break out my strapon for the real thing. I got my husband to close his eyes telling him I had something special for us to try. Disappeared I slipped into that leather harness and stood at the foot of the bed in all my sexy nakedness. When his eyes open they instantly fell upon my 7″ strapon.

Thinking he would be spooked far from it his cock sprang a live. There was not covering his excitement. I mean sure he tried too with the sheet but nothing was hiding the fact his cock was rock hard and he was ready for his wife to fuck his ass.

Honestly, this is the stuff strapon phone sex calls are made of I realize for no one would  believe that my husband wanted to have his anal cherry popped but he did. As I stood at the foot of the bed rubbing my cock with lube asking if he had a position he wanted to get fucked in. All my man could do was shake his head. No words literally came from his mouth.

Well lucky for him I had thought nothing more of how I would enter his rear end with my plastic cock. Fantasized of it for months. He was about to be my bend over bitch and I was gonna savor this moment.

Sure you would like to know exactly how I fucked my husbands ass but I think its best you call me for your own strapon phone sex fantasy. I mean why read about someone elses when you can experience it for yourself.

Just ask for Porscha when you call.

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Aug 302017
 

Shall admit that when I was younger I was rather turned off seeing an older women with a younger man. That whole MILF thing was lost on me. Now that I am in my early 40’s and divorced. Well lets just say I no longer believe that any more. In fact, I rather adore cougar phone sex fantasies.

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Not really sure what switched in my brain if its the fact so many younger men are just so fucking hot walking around shirtless and with those well toned bodies. Or the fact most men my age have just let themselves go, sorry guys.  I am in the gym 3-4 days a week looking after myself and its nice to be with a man who does the same. The young things at my gym. Oh lordy! Have mercy.

Have you ever thought about fucking one of the older women in your gym?

Jumped on the machine behind her just to watch that ass move in her spandex work out pants?

I would say there is someone at my gym doing that but we rather progressed well beyond that. See it was my boyfriend who was watching me work out. Offering pointers on how to improve my techniques and before I knew it this cougar was pouncing on him behind the water fountain.

Mind you before we got to the show me your muscle phase, our sexual tension was helping motivate me with those hot cougar phone sex fantasies. Nothing like acting out on the phone what is driving you crazy horny in real life. Oh how the thought of being with a younger man got me wet.

Even though I have him now I enjoy a good older woman/younger man role play to help get me warmed up for when his hard cock gets home. Love to hear what cougar fantasies you been thinking of. Just ask for Jillian.

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Dec 172016
 

Sure you were wondering what a sweet phone sex vixen asks Santa to put in her stocking at Christmas. Well I am not sure what a sweet vixen asks for but this naughty one was gonna ask for a nice bukkake phone sex fantasy.
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Oh did that catch  you off guard? Were you thinking this blond with the girls next door look would ask for something like a pair of panties and some jammies? Oh please that is what my mother gets me every year. If I am asking some guy for a gift you know its gonna be something very naughty and well not so nice.

Thinking a bukkake fantasy with non stop cum loads splashing over my body with be amazing. You can spray your loads anywhere you want too. Oh sorry am I being extra naughty now?

Who does deal with the naughty girls?  Maybe I need to talk to him about filling my stocking with some cum filled cocks.

Though I am thinking it would be pretty hot to be gathered around the tree on Christmas eve. Me on my knees with a group of guys pantless stroking their rather hard cocks over my naked body. Eager to be the first to cum over my body but at the same time wanting to wait to be the last load.

As we are all caught up in the bukkake moment down the chimney comes St.Nick. If we are ever so lucky he will drop his red drawers and join us with a steamy hot Santa cum load to shower over my body.

Oh but that is probably too naughty for such things. Good thing we have bukkake phone sex role plays and can get nasty there.

Just ask for Courtney when you call.

AIM: swtcourtney4fun

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Apr 122016
 

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A dear friend of mine was drowning her sorrows in a glass of wine with me tonight. As any good friend I listened to her marriage hiccups. Honestly, I didnt find them something to wallow over but then again this is coming from a woman who is no longer married and shacked up with a much younger man.

The marriage woes was over her husbands amount of travel and how its affecting their sex life. You can see how I dont see how this is an issue, right?

I was all for offering up tips to go find a young stud to satisfy her while the hubby was gone but apparently not everyone shares my open minded view on sexual pleasure. So there I sat talking about sex toys to buy. Rather boring.

That was till she opened up about how she wanted to do something daring with him. OH well now you have my attention. I mean till now I was talking to a prudish friend who should sign up for a book club to help pass the time. Spicing up things is where I come in handy.

Tossed out a few ideas all of which Mrs Prude shot down except for this one which was masturbating in a pair of panties then tossing them into a ziploc baggie and putting them in his travel bag. Could be his check on luggage or if she was daring his carry on.

See the idea came to me from a panty boy phone sex caller. Sure I wish I could take full credit for it but I can’t this kinky pervert  had his girlfriend do it to him all the time. He said the ziploc kept the scent nice and fresh up to two weeks.

Thankfully this one got her rather excited and she was doing a happy little wiggle in the chair. Guessing she was wanting to leave quickly and go get her panties dirty for hubby.

Are you a panty boy in need of a sexy panty sniffing role play? Give me a call tonight I am all ready for you with my sexy red thong panties. Come take a sniff.

Just ask for Jillian the hottest cougar around.

 

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Jun 232015
 

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The amazing warm weather has me one very happy housewife and one very sad housewife all in the same moment. For you know that I adore the warm weather and the need for having lawn care men around my house. I hire nothing but the hottest and well yes if they are college age so be it. Well what is making me one very unhappy horny phone sex housewife is the fact the west coast is in a drought.

What does this mean?

My lawn is near dead. Now I have always been one to adhere to the brown in beautiful in more than one way even in lawn care. I never water it let mother nature do its thing. However, Mother Nature is not helping this horny woman along with helping the grass grow the good old way of having it rain. Without the grass growing how can I have those tan hard body guys come over to mow the lawn?

Honestly, this isnt just for my benefit. You gentlemen benefit as well in the way of some amazing younger men fucking the bored housewife fantasies which I share on the phone with you. Who knows if those lawn boys came around more often I could get to know them far better and the stories I told could be more than some horny phone sex housewife’s fantasy.

Ideally that is what I would like. Some fine young man inspiring the sex stories I tell you on a more intimate level.

Well I am off to go perform some rain dance and hope that will work even though the weatherman issued and extreme heat warning. Perhaps he was issuing it cause I was about to go out dancing in the yard?

Porscha

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Sep 182012
 

Hello Sweethearts.

Sorry to have left you hanging for so long without a blog posting. Perhaps this phone mommy needs a spanking. Well for the right man would gladly take one any day.

Oh the updates.

Had my boys home for the summer. Well more like their belongings. They were working up a storm trying to save for the next round of collage classes. Those two are making me proud with how well they are doing. I know they are out there partying it up but their grades arent suffering so I wont say anything. I think they need to party a bit in collage.

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I have to say I have wondered if either of them did get into a bit of a relationship with one of their female professors. Was rather hoping they would be around long enough to ask. But they barely slept here let alone ate. I do think the youngest got into something with his English professor for when you ask how that course was going he always blushed. So what is a mother to do other than to let my mind wander. What ever he was doing was working for his English grade did improve.

Perhaps with some extra guidance from Mom his grade would of shot through the roof. Shall have to see. Now I am just waiting till they return home for Thanksgiving. Maybe I will get a chance to talk to him about his oral skills then. For I do believe he has the same collage professor this year.

Course all this thinking about college teachers and students does get me in the mood for a teacher student roleplay. Perhaps you can relate and had a teacher who you masturbated too and would love to work out some sort of phone sex fantasy around it. Would love to come up with something for you.

Just ask for Porscha

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