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Jul 252017
 

Hello Phone Sex Deviants. Has this ever happened to you where you buy the wrong toilet paper? Sounds rather like and odd question to bring up in a blog but those who are into bathroom fetishes and well scat phone sex topics are going to revel in what I have to say.

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I had accompanied my friend to Costco, she happened to be doing some purchasing for a office party that she got put in charge of. To be honest I really thought she was taking me some where for lunch and boom we end up in this warehouse of consumer chaos. I have never been one to enjoy such places. Give me a quaint little market any day. The size of this place is insane!

The moment we stepped in and see the racks and racks of good piling over my head. I wanted to get out of there. Tried to tell her knew of this little store down town that would set her up with food but she said she was on the thinnest budget ever. Got to love office budgets.

So against my better judgement we went in. I truly do not belong in there wearing my black platform mary jane shoes, black fishnet stockings, short sleeve blood red dress with the random silver zipper adornments and the fishnet knit sweater. Top it off my strawberry blond hair is currently sporting the “I just got fucked and couldnt be bothered to find a brush” look.

You know this phone slut got a few looks. Mostly from the  Stepford wive’s with their cookie cutter bleach blonde hair and LuLu Lemon Yoga gear. Fuck do they ever stare and pass judgement whole wearing their “I have never seen a yoga studio” pants.

Up and down these aisle we went pushing the biggest cart I have ever seen. Sure there are some insane deals I will give here but I was not going to cave to consumerism. Must support the small business. That is what I have always been about. That is till we hit the toilet paper aisle. Fuck my mind was trapped on the need for 30 ass rolls. I mean who needs that kind of toilet paper?

Well when you have a girlfriend in your ear going oh its a good deal Devon go for it. I mean ugh. I caved. I conformed I bought a pack of 30. Totally hanging my head in shame right now over that. It wasnt bad enough that I bought it but that the stupid toilet paper isnt the right thickness. So here is where the bathroom fetish and scat phone sex guys will come in.

I am sitting on the toilet looking at the umpteen rolls and dove into the first one. Its not covering my hand properly. Its not the right thickness. Go to whip my ass. Yes you guess it. Fucking shit all over my hand cause my finger poked through and was basically finger fucking my shitty ass.

This is what I get for breaking my support the little business. So I am going around with shit, scat, poo fucking embedded in my finger nails. What is worst is that I have 30 rolls in which to use. Yes I could get rid of them to the needy but really I feel that I have to punish myself for cracking. To giving into the pressure.

That and well it is rather hot to be looking at my shit stained fingers while on a scat phone sex call. The aroma is extra intoxicating when on a call.

Devon Smith your scat phone sex whore.

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Aug 302016
 

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So as much as I love my cock worshiped like come on I have a pretty dick and you wanna be fags all know it but my ass is one hot fucking booty and it needs some attention too. Not the oh here is a kiss kiss on each ass cheek type thing either I am talking an all out bury your face between those luscious butt cheeks and go on a treasure hunt type ass worship fantasy you only dreamed about.

I mean look at my beautiful booty you know there is a special treasure buried between those big ole round cheek something extra pink an rosy. Who knows there might even be something creamy buried inside hahah. I know I love a creamy center haha.

So perhaps not everyone is into a sticky surprise with their ass worship phone sex fantasy but really I can mellow my talk out for those not into the taboo shit. Those that do well by all means tell me so that we can vamp up the kink factor to our conversation. Really the sky is the limit going from you just tenderly giving my ass some love and affection to well cuckolding the shit out of you with your wife watching. Oh then there is the ultra extreme taboo stuff where body functions are involved. OMG yes I know I went there haha.

Tell this kinky shemale what you desire in an ass worship fantasy and we can make it happen. Looking forward to something fun and nasty. Talk to you soon just ask for Dru when you do call in.

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Mar 132016
 

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As much as it pains me to say this, your body worship skills leave something to be desired.

Oh, yes, I’ve done my best to be patient with you and to guide you, but you don’t seem to be learning very quickly. Sure, you do a passably decent job with my feet and legs, but your ass worship skills are nowhere near passably decent (which isn’t much of a compliment in and of itself, either). So in light of that, it’s time to send you to remedial ass worship school.

The first thing you need to know is that point of ass worship is to worship the whole ass. Otherwise, it wouldn’t be called ass worship, would it? And since it’s not called “ass*hole* worship,” then you’re not going to dive straight in and go for the hole and nothing else. Got it?

So you’re going to begin at my hips. Kiss them, nuzzle them, tell me how beautiful they are. Then, slowly work your way in. First one ass cheek, then the other. Give each one the equal attention that they deserve. I will instruct you in how to do it correctly if you make a mistake.

Then and only then will I teach you how to rim and lick my hole…and only if your previous service pleases me enough to allow you the privilege.

If you’re ready to begin your remedial ass worship phone sex classes, all you need to do is call me. The sooner you start learning good habits to replace your bad ones, the happier everyone involved will be.

Arianna

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Dec 312015
 

Fellow Nasty Phone Sex Deviants Hello

What is it with woman today? A few of my friends and I had over heard a group of woman talking about sex. They were all disgusted about how their men wanted to do the nasty with them. My ears were perked up when I heard nasty for my pussy gets wet with extreme nasty phone sex. Well apparently my idea of nasty and these tea toddling ladies idea of nasty are well vastly different. Guess their husbands have been wanting some anal porn and want their wives to take their dick up the ass.

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I had to laugh.

Ass sex that is what is so disgusting!

Oh My God! If you only knew what I did for fun. Which got me thinking perhaps I should enlighten these prude woman as to what some girls will do. Well what my nasty taboo phone sex girlfriends like to do anyways.

So my friend and I did what we did best started talking about how we were gonna bring in the new year with some raunchy sex. Loud enough to be heard over their Sunday church conversation. How I would of loved to of seen the look on their face as we started out with the simple things in life, such as anal sex. Going ass to mouth, since there is nothing hotter than licking ass juices of a hard cock.

Yes that conversation got a few Oh God’s. Especially when my friend got right into the fetish topic about how she loves getting fucked after she has had a shit so her ass is cleared for that cock. The best part of the story is her telling how shitty his balls get banging against her scat smeared ass cheeks and her need to suck them clean.

Ya that got those ladies leaving that table really fast.

As they walked by our table I was thinking I would love to ass rape them with my strap on while their husbands watch. Actually wait a minute perhaps their husbands would wanna taste of my plastic dick instead? Either way it would be fucking awesome to hear the gasps from both parties.

Yes I am that nasty of a sexual deviant that I would do that.

Ask for Devon Smith

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Jul 182015
 

Sure I have a great cock. I mean 7.5 inches is pretty impressive especially when its pulsating in front of your bi curious face. Oh dont worry your secret is as safe as how well I tuck my man part away. Which is really safe considering you didnt even know I was a transsexual.

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Mind you this isnt about making you do some lip drills over my dick. Nah this is all about some extreme fun. I want you to be worshiping my hot bubble butt. Look at it for a man I have a sweet ass that is in need of some attention. Not the oh here is a kiss on each cheek type of deal either.

I want full on ass worship that will make your mama faint when she finds out you were with a man. Your tongue is gonna be a rotor router in my hot fucking tranny ass. Yes this is the extreme ass worship phone sex you hear about.

Where I am ass up with my hands spreading these cheeks apart and your face is buried as deep as it can go. Even then I will push back so you can lick, rim and fuck my ass hole deeper.

Oh how I love a good rim job. My cock is getting hard just thinking about it.

So which one of you bisexual freaks is up for giving me the best ass rimming ever?

Cause you know I am more than ready for some hot and nasty ass worship phone sex.

Give Tranny Dru a call TODAY!

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Dec 282014
 

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If one is going to have their face smothered then they best being choosing the most appropriate of asses in which to take a sit upon ones face.

Which is MINE of course.

Every glorious big plump inch of it.

Why would you want some skin and bone chick to sit upon your face. Really I cant see the point not like your going to enjoy have some tail bone poke you. For a divine face smothering experience you want a woman with some fullness to her back end to squat down over your face. There will never be any doubt that you will be fighting for air once my supreme fat ass pulls up a sit on your face.

Oh how I revel in feeling a man trying to tap my leg in hopes I will raise my bottom up for him to get just a rush of fresh air past his nostrils. Some times that tapping on my leg gets them a hip wiggle. As I rock back and forth grinding their nose deeper into my ass cheeks.

Try to breath then!

Yes the joy of being an ultimate femdom where I get to do as I please with your worthless slave body. Sure its starts as a face smothering fantasy but we all know it will not end there.

Find out what your big ass femdom has in store for you during your next submission phone sex call.

Shiva

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Oct 062014
 

Now being a woman of size I happen to think I have many wonderful body features but lately I have notice many men have been taking extra hard glances at my ass. Can’t say I blame them for I do have a wonderful big bottom which should be adored and worshipped. Though my mind goes far beyond having some guy drop down to his knees and give my curvy ass a few kisses. I want some ass rimming phone sex the dirty kind.

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The only thing pretty about our taboo ass encounter is the fact I have on some hot sexy panties that show off that amazing curvature of my backside. Todays selection happen to be a sheer full back style with a purple satin front. Just to tease you as I am leaned over to accentuate the fullness of my derriere.

The way those panties show off just a hint of my bum crack.

Oh yes I know you want to be diving your tongue in there.

To explore the softness of my rear end.

Come on baby!

Dont just look at that ass wiggling back and forth. Pull these panties and lets get down and dirty with your tongue in my ass. I am talking full on ass licking where that pink tongue of yours is pushing up against my tight pucker hole. Your hands massaging my ass cheeks as they pull them open up even more so your face can get in there deeper and deeper.

Your tongue just needing to probe into my ass.

I want it to probe.

Tongue fuck my fat ass!

Oh yes this bbw phone vixen is ready to get down and kinky in some ass rimming fantasies. Beyond ready really!

So if you have a fetish for curvy asses then you know who to call from some fun Trisha.

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May 222014
 

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If your hoping that you telling me how fabulous a pussy eating you are and how many women you can make cum will have Me breaking out into an elaborate pussy licking fantasy then you are sorely mistaken. The only way your getting anywhere near that part of My anatomy is during an ass worship phone sex fantasy.

Yes I did say an ass worship fantasy.

For I am not about to hand my perfect plus size ass over to anyone. Really the way your wave your tongue off with the tales of pussy licking doesnt give Me the impression you are ready for My ass. So that is why you need some say guidance or instructions on how this Domina will want you to worship My ass. Once you prove you can follow some phone instructions then you might be able to handle more.

Highly unlikely.

Since you are merely the weaker sex. That and I dont see you being able to follow such delicate instructions when you are faced with the perfect ass in which to worship.

I shall make one thing perfectly clear, with said ass worship phone sex instructions I am not about to yell or scream. That is not my style and I don’t feel aids in your ability to listen. So if you are looking for a phone domme to scream at you then move along.

Now those ready for a Domina to be firm and explicit with her instructions then you may call Me.

Goddess Shiva

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Mar 222014
 

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Anyone can worship a pussy but it takes a special guy to talk about doing a dirty pussy worship phone sex . Well more like he wanted to get down and pay homage to a unwashed pussy but his girlfriend that it was the nastiest thing ever.

First, I was Oh My God!  Your girlfriend is a total tool for not letting you bow down to her pussy at any given moment. Then I thought about it and there was a time that I wasn’t my freaky ass self and I too would tell my boyfriend that I had to wash up before letting him put his face between my legs.

So what changed?

Why am I a total bow down and pray to the dirty pussy?

Rather simple really. I started doing phone sex and there are a vast number of you guys who adore that musky odor that only an unwashed woman’s vagina can create. So really that change of thought is thanks to all of you extreme men out there.

Secondly, dirty pussy worship takes it to the ultimate level of animal instinct. I mean it right back there.  The musk smell rising up cause you been off sweating.

Oh dont tell me your not crinkling your nose right now at that special stench I am talking about. The one created right there between the fold of the pussy and thigh. Yup that one.

Where you wanting to dart your tongue over to that spot to lick. Yes that place. Where you start to grunt and groan like some animal in heat over it. See you become this dog in heat.

That poor guys girlfriend is missing out. Well least he knows he can get his fill of dirty pussy worship fantasy right here with me, even if it is through the phone. Hey sometimes a phone sex call can make those fantasies even hotter.

Courtney

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Feb 242014
 

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Suppose it only makes sense someone with an ass fetish would end up on the phone with me.

For my South American curves have been drawing tons of attention from American men. Who would blame them really. I mean anyone with a dick will be rising up the moment they see me walking by. Now if you have a desire to kiss an ass. Well then. That is a completely different story. Your hand will be diving into that pocket watching my sweet rear-end bounce by you. Tongue licking over your lips imagining how my soft skin will feel against your lips.

That is exactly what happened to Paul the moment I started to describe my Latin ass over the phone to him, see he has an ass fetish. Paul adores a woman with curves especially and ass that doesnt stop. So telling him about my 40 inch hips only had him grabbing his cock as he begged to worship my Latina booty.

How could I deny him the opportunity to run his tongue over my smooth olive skin?
Well you dont know me very well then. Cause I can and I shall. My mother didnt raise no fool. She raised me to tease the men with all that I have. Which would be making men drool and beg to worship my buttocks.

Oh how Paul wanted to kiss my ass. To lick it. Yes he wanted all of it and I would just keep denying him it.

Do you think I would treat you the same way? Perhaps you should come find out how I would treat you for yourself.

Just ask for Mercedez the Latina phone sex Goddess.

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