Hello Sweethearts. Now when I was younger I was a cock whore. Well I am still a whore for cock but as I matured I realized that you really do need to be selective about the cock you let your pussy accept. Such as I wont spread my legs for anything less than 8 inches. I know for you small dick fucks that sounds enormous but really when you think about it 8 inches isnt some monster cock. Its a good size cock but its not going to make me cum super hard the minute that head slips in. No that is more a massive 11 inch cock that makes me scream like crazy.
Where is this going?
I do always have a purpose for my blogs.
I was talking to what seems like a very nice man on the phone and how he wanted to fuck me silly. Sure would love it. Then he goes I have a great 5 inch cock. Sweetheart you are not fucking anyone silly with that itty bitty thing. I broke out laughing actually. Perhaps he thought that me being a mature phone sex woman I wouldnt laugh at his small penis but man did he have it all wrong. I am going to break out laughing and well tell him that small penis isnt going anywhere near my mature pussy. These legs are remaining crossed till something more satisfying can come around.
Pretty sure I am not the first one to tell him that. For the minute the small penis humiliation phrases started flying pass my pretty lips he was moaning and stroking. Some thing do sound much more sexier coming from an older woman even small dick insults.
Still rather chuckling after it really.
So if your in the mood for some small penis humiliation phone sex then give me a call. I am around this evening and would love to insult your less than adequate dick.
Porscha
