So everyone is all Monday Masturbation. YAWN! The only way I wanna be talking about masturbation is if its got some extreme taboo phone sex fantasies along with it. Come on me sitting here telling you how to jerk your cock off? That seems pretty lame to me. Well unless its a tiny dick that shit never gets old. Cause I can fucking laugh my cute barely legal teen ass off to you wanking that tic tac size cock all day long. Well mostly you telling me how your masturbating your small cock cause really its like how the fuck do you do it?
Nah what I am in the mood for hardcore extreme fantasies. I know you wouldnt expect it from a pint size cutie like me but really I am all bratty princess under this good girl baby sitter disguise. Yup I am thinking I am the barely legal babysitter who you catch in your wife’s sexy lingerie.
Hell No!
We are talking extreme taboo phone sex then lets make this fucking extreme right?
You catch me masturbating in your bed with your wife’s dildo while looking at picture of you while wearing some of your wife’s clothing. Your right not extreme enough and I am your niece. How is that for kicking it up!
Oh man I have tons of taboo freaky stuff rolling around in my mind. The best part is I have no limits. NONE! So like me being your daughter who you want to suck your dick cause your a nasty perverted daddy. Ya I am into that.
Lets make this Monday Most Monstrous in the Unmentionable.
I was trying to make extreme taboo all M’s that is the best I could come up with through the thesaurus. Bit of a tongue twister lol. So coming up with alliterations isnt my strong suit but coming up with extreme taboo phone sex fantasies most definitely is!
Just ask for Josie
