So I have a confession. I am the reason for a lot of the new bathroom laws being passed around the country. Not because I am fucking women against their will or anything like that, though.
No, it is because all those old men crave me ass fucking them in the stalls and don’t want to have to share me with their wives. They are also pretty convinced that if I dropped my big, thick, beautiful cock in their women, then their wives would leave them for me.
Of course, the reality is I would just keep them in chastity, probably, and fuck their wives in front of them. Not like they wouldn’t love it. You would be surprised how many politicians walk into law-making with their pathetic dicks straining against a plastic prison.
Besides, their wives like it in the ass, too. They just won’t let their idiot husbands who couldn’t fuck their way out of a wet paper bag do it to them. No, they need someone who knows what the hell they’re doing back there to keep it pleasurable. The idiot husbands literally wouldn’t know how to anally pleasure a transsexual phone sex goddess if she came up and fucked them in the ass first as a demonstration!
I keep saying this, but I swear, most men are only useful as a cum dump.
Don’t believe me? Call me, and I’ll show you. Ask for transsexual phone sex goddess Dru.