Fuck! Thats all I can say right now. My mom came over for a visit which means she is gonna do the mom tour of my place to make sure I am not living in some pig pen. Normally I clean it up so that I dont get the Mom speech like I did when I lived at home but this was a total surprise visit. Like boom she was at the intercom at the door “Hi Josie its your Mother! I wanna take you for lunch.”
Ok who the fuck else will it be at that time of day like all my friends know I do anything goes phone sex and sleep most the day away cause of some hot pussy rubbing action. Its exhausting. I need my sleep.
So buzz mom in. And well I should of been more alert cause I left a few toys on the floor by my bed from the night before and all the taboo fantasies. Ooops.
Mom does the walk through as I am getting ready. Giving me the whole speech the early bird gets the worm etc.
Well the late night bird gets the dick!!!! is what I was thinking in my head.
As I giggled to myself in the bathroom I hear a gasp. I was instantly wide eyed going SHIT! MY VIBRATOR. She saw my vibrator. Oh fuck she saw my 9 inch dildo. OH crap!
I am busted!
How does a barely legal teen have the sex toy talk with their mother?
I am like running scenarios through my head. Mom I am a healthy woman with sexual needs this is all normal. Mom I am a kinky ass bitch and need to get fucked regularly. Ya all this shit is a dead no! Lets just go with we dont have this conversation and ignore what she found. IGNORE!!!
Luckily, she was attempting to hide the shocked look on her face as she discusses where to go for lunch. So do I slide in a few sexual innuendos? That would be a fuck ya!
Course after the afternoon I have had I am more that fucking ready for some taboo anything goes phone sex calls. Ooo what about you being my dad and discovering my sex toy stash. That can be a good start to a call.
Just ask for Josie!
