Where do they find these Santa’s for the malls? Like I really swear they hire the guys who are wandering around the mall looking up barely legal teen girls skirts. Sure you hide behind the fake white beard but that red suit can not hide your fucking hard pecker.
Ya should back up. I went with my girl to get our annual Santa pic and was like ya this guy was looking awesome great velvet costume and he looked all rolly polly. Not sure if it was batting or well him. Didnt ask didnt wanna know. *shivers* We are standing in line in our super cute plaid skirts and white button up dress shirts. Sure we always have some crazy ass theme. Well so that is a lie. Our mission is to see if we can make Santa hard. LOL.
I have won like 5 years in a row. I just whisper in my best phone sex princess voice all the not so princess things I want for Christmas. LOL. Then spring Santa has a few toys to take care of before he can do any photos.
Well this year didnt even get to use my sexy phone sex princess voice and Santa was popping an igloo in his pants. Like fuck! Automatic failure in the game. We both lost.
So was thinking he had to be one of the fucking losers that walks around the mall and sports a raging hard on already. Got to say this princess will be on the look out for him and gonna humiliate him to no end when I do find him for ruining my Christmas fun.
Now off to another mall cause well I refuse to let this ruin my fun.
You can always be my Santa and let me tell you what is on my naughty girl list hahah via a hot call. Just ask for Bree.
