Last night I was hanging out with a friend and in true girls night having a few munchies. So my friend pulls out the smallest cheezie and goes can you imagine a guy having a dick this small?
Course I broke out laughing my ass off cause earlier that day I had a small penis humiliation phone sex call where the guy measured himself up against a corn chip of all things. Ruining me from ever wanting to eat those salty treats ever again. Ugh! They were my favorite salty snack too.
Now I did have a few ways to play this which was to laugh it off that a dick that small was utterly impossible. Or tell her that dicks that small do exist and men love it when you laugh at them. The way she was hyperventilating you know which option I went for…. SPH!
Well actually I sort of had to go the small penis humiliation way since I paused far too long on the thinking department. So she instantly jumped up going OMG you had a dick that small. OH heck no! I am not admitting to ever fucking to a cock that size. I mean really that isnt even fuckable.
So I started laughing and telling her all about how some guys love being laughed at by hot girls for their lack of endowment. This had her gobsmacked beyond belief. So then I had to explain sph to her and well I wanted to explain small penis humiliation phone sex to her but I was afraid her brain would explode from information overload. That will have to wait for another day.
It did get me thinking though it would be rather fun to do a 2 girl call where one girl is up on humiliating a guy for his short dick while the other girl is naive and needs some instructing on how the lil dick guy loves this treatment. What do you think?
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