Hey panty fucker! So this guy calls me up to say he had a pretty pair of panties in his hands. Ya, I so know what the fuck? We all know those panties are stolen panties cause this loser has never in all his years ever put that dick in any pussy, and well just saying I have a pretty pair of panties in my hand means that fucker has a tiny dick. Cause if he had a decent dick, he wouldn’t be at home with a pair of panties he stole from who knows where. Ya, total small dick panty fucking loser!
He was all moaning and shit like, “these cotton panties feel so good against my dick!”
Ya, you know it’s the only thing that has ever rubbed on his tiny cock. Cause I wouldn’t spread my princess legs for anything under 8 inches. No, he never told me how big or well little his dick was, but trust me, from the moans he was doing, it was itty bitty like I am sensing it was all of 3 inches and as you boys say, “rock fucking hard 3 inches”.
I shit you not, the dudes next words out of his mouth were I am ‘Rock fucking hard right now”
Which ya, I had to ask him how hard, baby, and that is when he said the magical line of 3 inches Rock Hard. I was on the floor, leaned back in my chair and nearly tipped over on the floor. haha. Ya, that is some massive hard inches there, dude.
Ya, you need to be wearing those panties instead of fucking them with that clitty of yours.
Who is up for some humiliation phone sex? Cause I am definitely still in the mood to be laughing at some small dick panty fucker.
Just ask for Bree!
