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Jul 252017
 

Hello Phone Sex Deviants. Has this ever happened to you where you buy the wrong toilet paper? Sounds rather like and odd question to bring up in a blog but those who are into bathroom fetishes and well scat phone sex topics are going to revel in what I have to say.

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I had accompanied my friend to Costco, she happened to be doing some purchasing for a office party that she got put in charge of. To be honest I really thought she was taking me some where for lunch and boom we end up in this warehouse of consumer chaos. I have never been one to enjoy such places. Give me a quaint little market any day. The size of this place is insane!

The moment we stepped in and see the racks and racks of good piling over my head. I wanted to get out of there. Tried to tell her knew of this little store down town that would set her up with food but she said she was on the thinnest budget ever. Got to love office budgets.

So against my better judgement we went in. I truly do not belong in there wearing my black platform mary jane shoes, black fishnet stockings, short sleeve blood red dress with the random silver zipper adornments and the fishnet knit sweater. Top it off my strawberry blond hair is currently sporting the “I just got fucked and couldnt be bothered to find a brush” look.

You know this phone slut got a few looks. Mostly from the  Stepford wive’s with their cookie cutter bleach blonde hair and LuLu Lemon Yoga gear. Fuck do they ever stare and pass judgement whole wearing their “I have never seen a yoga studio” pants.

Up and down these aisle we went pushing the biggest cart I have ever seen. Sure there are some insane deals I will give here but I was not going to cave to consumerism. Must support the small business. That is what I have always been about. That is till we hit the toilet paper aisle. Fuck my mind was trapped on the need for 30 ass rolls. I mean who needs that kind of toilet paper?

Well when you have a girlfriend in your ear going oh its a good deal Devon go for it. I mean ugh. I caved. I conformed I bought a pack of 30. Totally hanging my head in shame right now over that. It wasnt bad enough that I bought it but that the stupid toilet paper isnt the right thickness. So here is where the bathroom fetish and scat phone sex guys will come in.

I am sitting on the toilet looking at the umpteen rolls and dove into the first one. Its not covering my hand properly. Its not the right thickness. Go to whip my ass. Yes you guess it. Fucking shit all over my hand cause my finger poked through and was basically finger fucking my shitty ass.

This is what I get for breaking my support the little business. So I am going around with shit, scat, poo fucking embedded in my finger nails. What is worst is that I have 30 rolls in which to use. Yes I could get rid of them to the needy but really I feel that I have to punish myself for cracking. To giving into the pressure.

That and well it is rather hot to be looking at my shit stained fingers while on a scat phone sex call. The aroma is extra intoxicating when on a call.

Devon Smith your scat phone sex whore.

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Sep 112015
 

Fellow Phone Sex Deviant Hello. Shall come as no surprise to date me you really need to have perverse sexual desires. For I dont do vanilla. Shit vanilla ice cream doesnt even interest me. So when my boyfriend tries to come up with something to perk my interest in the bedroom he has well a challenge.

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His attempt at thinking I would get all hot and heavy over him licking my pussy was sorely mistaken. Sure his tongue is amazing and gets me off but it doesnt give me that over the top, screaming from the rafters, rock my world orgasm.

What did send me over that orgasmic edge was letting little drops of golden nectar hit his tongue. Shocked the shit out of him but he was loving being teased with my piss. For he was licking harder and faster in hopes that I would let more pee drip into his mouth.

I could feel him grinding into that bed with his extremely hard cock.

Extreme Piss Tease Devon

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May 042015
 

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Fellow Golden Shower Phone Sex Deviants Hello. Golden Shower often fill that void for nasty fetish seekers, since most view piss play as completely taboo and filthy. Well I am not like most so it shouldn’t surprise you that this filthy topic ends up on my fetish blog.

When looking through urolagnia there are once again so many facets of it. For there is the traditional thought of men being urinated on to be humiliated but here are also those out there that love to drink it up the golden elixir. I have run into quite a few of you when that pussy worship phone sex call changes to something a bit more filthy and I get you to drink my piss.

I didn’t really consider that some men love the scent of urine. That strong pungent odor and would be just as happy with sniffing a pair of piss soaked panties. This is a rather large fetish so I shall be revisiting this some more for I am just touching on it for sure.

Do you have a fetish for water sports?

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Aug 222014
 

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Just cause I am a dirty taboo fetish babe doenst mean I dont understand how to tease a cock. In fact I believe I know how to tease it in the most unique of fashions.

For really tease and denial happens in all forms, wouldnt you agree?

Like the other day, I was on the phone with someone looking for a girl who indulged in taboo things when it came to his panty fetish and asked me what I had done with my panties to tease a man. Well did he ever call the right girl. For I am not one to flash my pretty panties and be all oh here you go let that be enough to tempt you in to wanting more. No of course not that wont do it it at all. Well not in my eyes at least. I want to take things to that naughty place.

Sure I will flash my panties but when it comes to me those panties wont be fresh. They are going to be ones that I have been wearing for a few days. Oh yes. Now you guys are getting the picture. I am going to be teasing you with my dirty panties. Ones that have my pussy scent woven in there and just reeking of that rich musky womanly aroma.

So when I do spread my legs open to flash my pussy juice stained panties your smelling it first. How else are you going to know to look down there? Me tell you? Come on that isnt a tease. That is me saying look, bitch. No that is where the pussy smell comes in you smell and then hope and pray you look quick enough to get a look.

Welcome to my version of tease and denial.

Told you it was going to be sick and twisted. Oh wait did I?

Well there is definitely more to the story and I will just have to save it till another time. Dont want you getting all excited before that dirty panty phone sex teasing call with yours truly.

Devon Smith

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 Posted by at 7:06 pm
Oct 182013
 

I know many men look at my tranny cock and think how they would like to suck the cum from it. Well I have one better for you. After all I am a taboo seeker just like you. So why not instead of cum shooting from my wonderful cock I piss all over you. That hot golden stream blasting your face. If your getting excited by the idea of a tranny urinating on you then you most likely have a fetish for piss.

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Just think of being on your knees ready to worship my cock as I stand over you drinking away. Alternating between beer and water. Want to ensure that my bladder is ultra full for what is about to come. Your eyes looking up over my semi hard cock.

Now I dont know about you but I have always found that its always more intense to pee with a boner. So its your job to ensure I get the best erection possible. You may start sucking on my cum fill balls and then work towards my thick 8 inch cock.

Mind you this does raise the question which will you get first the taste of my cum or my piss first?

I mean you are sucking my cock and you do know that the more you suck the more possible it is to bring me to an orgasm. Perhaps that is what I need to make you eat my cum first then get a taste of my piss boner.

If you only want my golden nectar then you best be thinking of way that will having me grant you just that. For right now I am leaning towards making you taste both.

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Jan 052013
 

Lets face it most the time I go to the bar I am seeing guys that are there to buy girls drinks in hopes they are going to get into their pants. They know a sober girl isnt going to jump their bones. Course there are those few guys that venture to the bar not to get a girl drunk so they can slip into her pussy but for something else ~ Getting girls peeing their pants.

Ya dont act all shocked about it!

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Sure if your into girls peeing their pants phone sex you have thought about it a time or two and if this is your first time hearing it then your probably thinking fuck why havent I done this. Drunk girls need to pee all the time. All you need to do is distract them from using the washroom and boom you can get those girls peeing their pants.

Well the other night I was at the bar and sure enough in the bathroom doing what a girl does and a few blonde drunk girls were chatting, actually it was more like warning anyone within a decent ear shot. About the guy who was at the bar buying any girl in tight jeans drinks. Most girls would walk by and be all ya ya another guy wanting to get a girl drunk and fuck her. Well as I was standing washing my hands I knew the moment they said buying only girls in jeans drinks what this guy was up too. Sure you can blame the extreme taboo phone sex calls I have taken but in someways it might go beyond that. For you piss fetish guys are all the same. You guys get so aroused looking a girl darkening her jeans with her warm hot golden nectar.

It was probably wrong of me to think as I walked out that bathroom, “fuck I had to wear a dress tonight!” Though he wasnt hard to spot wandering the bar moving from girl to girl and getting shot down pretty quick thanks to the drunken blonde warning system in the bathroom. Perhaps they were just jealous they were on his kinky perverted radar.

Left before I could see if he found anyone. Who knows maybe my next girls peeing their pants phone sex call will be him? Then I could ask him how he made out at the bar. Love to actually know what he finds so arousing about those piss soaked jeans.

Courtney

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 Posted by at 4:07 am
Jul 302012
 

I was blogging about my shower the other week how my boyfriend had came into the shower after I had pissed in it. I know rather nasty but like you expect anything less from a girl on this taboo site right?

So if you dont remember my previous  blog here it is…. Pissing in the shower!

Well my boyfriend has come in the shower a few more times and I fucking love sex in the shower. Actually should say loving sex in the shower now that I have a non slip mat ya nothing like ruining the moment when his feet start to slip. Grr!

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Totally off track but there we are in the shower completely soaping up, washing hair etc.  As I am talking to my boyfriend about the hot morning sex session we had as my fingers are gliding up and down his wet stiffening cock.

Ya I wasnt done getting my pussy pounded that morning.

Well as I was standing naked before him talking all dirty.

IT happened!

The fuck pissed on me.

Like full fledged yellow stream of urine.

I was stunned. Not disguised but I had no idea who the man was standing before me. This guy who I had been dating who I thought I had to ease into the nasty freaky shit was pissing on my naked body. Like HOLY shit!

I was so fucking horny at that moment.

Instantly had to drop to my knees and start sucking his cock and pray the water hadn’t washed away any of that golden treat from the end of that throbbing cock. My mouth wrapped around that bulbous head and got what remnants were left. Rather watered down but I was sucking that cock in hopes I could get what was left in it.

Didnt get any which was a disappointment but I am not sure what my boyfriend would of thought if I drank his piss.  Then again maybe I shouldnt be so careful about pushing him towards those taboo sex fantasies I have.

Watch out dear boyfriend your inner freak is going to be introduced to mine.

Courtney

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Twitter: courtneyblack

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 Posted by at 3:11 am
Jun 192012
 

Pretty sure everyone at one point or another has pissed in the shower. Something about the warm water hitting your skin makes you just have to go. I swear with in 60 seconds of being under that stream of water and I am ready to let that golden juice flow down the drain. Might be the sound of the water.

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Anyways as I was in the shower the other day and had already let my bladder go. When my boyfriend had decided to join me. Part of me was thinking how lucky was I he didnt catch me pissing in the shower. Not sure if he would of found it hot or not. He isnt into extreme fetishes like I am. I know why am I with him other than I see a lot of potential inner freak in him.

Have to wonder would he enjoy having that golden juice flow over his feet?

Guess I will just have to think of it while he licks my dripping wet pussy and pray their is some yellow juice still clinging to it.

Courtney
Twitter: courtneyblack
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 Posted by at 2:47 am
May 142012
 

There are just some nights where you are looking for a nasty phone sex call. You can’t put your finger on it. Your just horny and the regular sex shit isnt doing it for you. You need a nasty phone girl one that will dive into some filthy fetishes.

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Well it goes both ways actually as much as your looking for some nasty stuff a phone sex girl is too. Well least this one is. So I was really happy when a guy called me up saying he was into bathroom fetishes. Nothing really nastier and well filthier than bathroom fantasies. My pussy was just getting wet thinking of what all we could be doing.

Seems he had his own ideas of what he wanted for his extreme phone sex call. To have a girl squat over his dick and piss all over it. Ya I knew you would be going fuck that is hot.

Sure a few of you with sexy pissing fantasies are ready for a girl to spread her legs and let that golden liquid spill.

Courtney

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Twitter: courtneyblack

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 Posted by at 12:28 pm
Oct 252011
 

Hi Guys

I know guys have a thing for girls in sexy panties the ways those lacy bottoms hug against our womanly curves. Well I had an interesting conversation with someone who I am not sure you would say has a panty fetish. I guess he does for he loves rubbing his cock against panties. But not in the sense of grabbing them out of the hamper and masturbating with them. He loves a girl to wear panties and him rub his cock against them.

The whole idea of pretend fucking.

Seeing his pre cum trailing against the panties. Got him even more excited.

Seeing me on top of him grinding my panty covered pussy against his hard cock.

Course the most intense part of the call wasnt the panty fucking but his other fetish!

Just when he was ready to blow a load all over my panties he was telling me he wanted me to piss. For he wanted to have his cock rub up against piss soaked panties. Thought I guess I gave it away with the name of this sexy blog but oh well I was a bit too excited not too. Can you blame me really?

Do you have a piss fetish?

Kassidy

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